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Tag: vodka

  • The best Christmas gift ever

    My mom always outdoes everyone else with her gifts to me. That’s fair; she’s known me longest and arguably knows me best. She always manages to get amazing presents that I absolutely adore. This year was no exception. We exchanged gifts on Sunday, the 5th — the second last night of Christmas, technically. My gifts…

  • Midnight Martini Making and Roast Fucking Up

    My mom gave me a pork roast, on the premise that I could not fuck it up. I am determined to prove her wrong. Even if I have to set the kitchen on fire. I decide: it’s midnight, time to cook, time to do laundry, time to drink Martinis. I have never made a martini…